im doing it american way

1.breakfast-fresh oren,kentang goreng,coffee,buah-buahan.terambik bacon yg kusangkakan
mashed potato rupanya-rupanya..sib baik tak makan.
2.lunch-had one big sweet potato while others makan crossiant turkey.tak sedap langsung
berusaha habislan takot kelaparan.
3.dinner-had pizza with anchovies topping.rase cam makan nasi lemak pizza.
4.ride-i need to get used to buckle up the seat belt even if you at the back
seat.slalu terlupe sampai diingatkan.tak pakai denda $500.
5.road-they drive on the left side.so i might be crash into the wrong side of the road.its weird for
the first time.
6.food-makanlah tanpa was-was.aku berdoajelah sambil makan.but i accidently termakan
creamy ceaser dressing yg bile baca kandungan ade 2% red wine vinegar.ohh...crap!
7.toilet- ada ruang utk 'peek a boo'.aku tahan seboleh bolehnye tak berak kat opis.i cant imagine
if i did.jiran sebelah toilet boleh intai n sound apsal busuk gile nih?.
8.summer in houston-panas cam mesia.no one ride motosikal to work.no one walk.all because of
they just dont want to get sweat.
9.tea break- they served coke, cheese cake,cookies,chocolate cake,pop corn,muffins.so theres where all the calories comin from.and i should called it coke break then.

what else...i update when i found one.. ;)

p/s:I'm thankful to be Malaysian.